Why would anyone want to have a mustache?
Here is my rant of the day. Maybe I am so pissed off about mustaches because I can only grow a little sparsely populated mustache that makes me look like a teenager. I guess it makes me feel like less of a man. But anyway, on with my rant. I think that mustaches just make you look goofy. You only see older people sporting mustaches. Why? Because they were in style in the 80s. If you look around at anyone under the age of 35, you don’t see a whole lot of mustaches. Why? Because they went out of style in the 80s! Easy as that.
What I also think is stupid about mustaches is that people get all sorts of food and drink stuck in their mustache. How stupid does that make you look!??
As I sit here and write this, I think about what I would feel like if I had a mustache. I would feel like a complete tool.
Not hating on anyone that has a mustache, I just think they are silly.
Rant over.