There are some people that you always see with a clean-shaved face. That is probably because they don’t have very good hair-growing features on their face. Some people can grow thick manly beards, whereas other people might have a few whiskers growing out. Some might be able to grow mad goatees, but not be able to grow any burns or chops. Some people might have solid chin straps, but not be able to grow a mustache for the life of them. Everyone is different!
I know that a lot of retired people watch daytime TV. The situation room is on all day it seems. Wolf Blitzer has a full gray (almost white) beard. I think it makes him look a lot older than he really is… I wonder how old he would look if he just shaved the darn thing. Probably at least 5 years younger! The only problem is that the demographic of people watching his program would feel like they could relate to him less than before.
Laser hair removal works by having lasers shot at your skin which somehow makes hair stop growing there. Apparently, the lasers shoot off a special light which I guess burns the skin follicles in the area so that they are too damaged to create hair in that area.
I guess if I had some major hair problems, I would consider this procedure. If it is not a huge concern, I would never think of going in. I wonder if your health insurance would cover it…
All too often do I see someone trying to look cool with a new facial hair style, except the problem is they cant grow facial hair worth a darn. They go for some cool looking design, but it ends up looking like crap because they really can’t produce the kind of facial hair needed to make something look right.
I have especially seen this in chin whiskers and mustaches. Mustaches already look silly to begin with, and if you can’t grow one, DON’T TRY! The stupidest form of facial hair I have seen are the teen-aged kids that have a few hairs coming out of their upper lip. Is that a mustache or did you just not start shaving yet?
Also, I think it is silly when you have a couple strands coming out of your chin. Facial hair should consist of thousands of hairs, not just a few scraggly ones. Who do you think you are going to impress with that one?
When you think about sideburns, the first person that always comes to my mind is Elvis. He always rocked the burns. (Pun intended)
Do you think he looked better with no beard? Why is it that whenever someone gains weight, they also throw on a beard?
You decide… Again…
It really does make you look a lot older if you have a pretty grayish beard.
Here is my rant of the day. Maybe I am so pissed off about mustaches because I can only grow a little sparsely populated mustache that makes me look like a teenager. I guess it makes me feel like less of a man. But anyway, on with my rant. I think that mustaches just make you look goofy. You only see older people sporting mustaches. Why? Because they were in style in the 80s. If you look around at anyone under the age of 35, you don’t see a whole lot of mustaches. Why? Because they went out of style in the 80s! Easy as that.
What I also think is stupid about mustaches is that people get all sorts of food and drink stuck in their mustache. How stupid does that make you look!??
As I sit here and write this, I think about what I would feel like if I had a mustache. I would feel like a complete tool.
Not hating on anyone that has a mustache, I just think they are silly.
Rant over.
What is the difference between mutton chops and sideburns? It seems like there is no definite answer, but the mutton chops go down to the corner of the mouth, whereas the sideburns just stop before going towards the mouth. I think there is some gray area there, sideburns that might be considered mutton chops, and mutton chops you might feel like calling sideburns. But when you see someone with either, you can typically tell right off the bat. Mutton chops take up a lot more room, where as sideburns are a little more subtle. Mutton chops are a little more out of style than sideburns. I think that if you see someone rocking the sideburns, it looks normal, whereas someone with mutton chops just looks like a goof.
Clearly, this character has mutton chops. You can tell by the fact that they start going in when they hit the jawline.
I would say that elvis, on the other hand, has sideburns. As you can see, they are a lot more subtle.
It is probably because they think they are cool…
I was watching the world series and noticed probably every other player had some sort of beard going. Maybe it was their rally beards?
I wonder if this guy ever steps on his own mustache? I could imageine that it would hurt. Do you think he uses shampoo?
